this is the writing, art, design, and other digital cacophony belonging to the guileless quip, tim heath. if you aren't interested in the work presented on this site, or find the musings of its author boring, he doesn't blame you. in fact, he sympathizes with you fully as he also finds his creations and writings of his imagination entirely insipid.
tim enjoys using a thesaurus.
he currently hails from a small village in southern georgia and much enjoys being their chief idiot. mr. heath usually has the opportunity to participate in a number of truly exemplary day-to-day activities, but usually chooses to lounge around in a state of exculpation.
tim specializes in underwater basket weaving, throwing horseshoes, throwing a fit, and happens to deal a mean deck of cards. the man also enjoys music, and was under the distinct delusion that he is unique because of this.
timmah! supports firefox, and looks best when wearing it.