http://hydriplex.com/requiem random stories of day to day occurrences with an invisible friend named robert junior and a boy who just won't grow up. like peter pan, but without the tights. Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:14:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en "If it were a cold night in December, I might just snuggle up to you and force feed you an overheated cup of hot chocolate and we could have ourselves a Good Old-Fashioned Christmas. In a Good Old-Fashioned Christmas, I would be reading you and your immediate family precious stories from ... http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=50 yesterday, i got off work and went to waffle house; where my friend blocko randomly appeared at, as well. blocko: timmah, do you want my toast? me: no, no i don't blocko: jesus christ, timmah. me: yes, i am. and you should be proud, i made elephants for you. blocko: made them in your image? http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=46 i know that everyone can rest easy now that robert has been found. and it's all thanks to you, gumshoes. but, it's been like 20 years and carmen sandiego is still on the lam, and that's a damn shame. ah, but that brings me back memories of last summer's trip when ... http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=45 ok so i deleted my comics from the depth of my requiem...go ahead and search, you won't find them. nope, not even behind the milk. but, this is because i have launched a new sister site to my requiem, futilefrenzy.com all comics will be of course posted there, but do not ... http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=44 i sat alone on the couch and ate another gummy worm. the past week without robert junior has slowly been eating away at my soul, slowly, like a worker bee working to kill the queen. i scratch my 11 o'clock shadow and think back to the scene of the crime, ... http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=36 talking with natedog last night on yahoo. Natedog: dude, the lolcats have taken me over.... can't help it, i'm a fan. a FUCKING fan Timmah!: aww damn it...not you...NOT YOU Timmah!: ~sighs...clicks ignore~ Timmah!: you were a good dog Timmah!: had to put you down lolcats are terrible. new requiem coming within the next day or ... http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=35 if you are coming from myspace and have never heard of my requiem. a lil backstory is needed. click HERE to start from the beginning. that way you will be caught up on characters, plot outlines, shenanigans, soup recipes, and action scenes. or of course, if you want to continue ... http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=34 listen my children and you shall hear unless mike tyson bit off your ear it's been a long and interesting month. i've had a little whore try to get me fired at work (she thought calling my cell phone would get me fired, i laughed, then gave her number to the sumpter ... http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=31 well i decided to update, you know, without just lyrics this time. just in case. i can't get sued again. this morning, just before the usual green eggs and ham cooked by none other than robert junior (he learned from alfred, the butler), i sat down to read the local paper. ... http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=30 twas the night before christmas, and all through the house robert junior ate all my motherfucking canned cream corn...so i fed him a mouse happy chrismahanukwanzakah. hell even merry jesusmas. it's the holiday season, the season for giving, the season for joy. the festiveness has even got to little robert junior, he ... http://hydriplex.com/requiem/?p=29