passing by one of my nearby neighborhoods, i happened to look at a stained glass window and see how one church headbutted sexuality dead on, dead on i say…

Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink
Three Proofs that Jesus was Black
1. [...]

well, i decided to leave my obligatory holiday expressions, my lawyer said it’s best for the public eye. so……
happy thanksgiving and best wishes to all
harvest time is over for all the cans of cream corn in my garden, so we all have enough to eat this thanksgiving. even little robert junior.
of course, if we run [...]

another day, another dollar from my child labor camp over in cambodia. this year we’re ranked number nine in revenue in national sweatshops monthly, which ain’t too shabby. and only eight kids have died so far this year. that’s muuuch better than last year.
the other night i was having a horrific nightmare of ronald mcdonald [...]